…I also regularly contemplate how I can make myself valuable to any king/queen/wizard were I thrown back in time.

…just incase I’ve memorised the basic ingredients for gun powder.

…that’s about as useful as I think I’m capable of being…..

…perhaps a high class prostitute would be more my thing?  Chubby women were once beautiful…PLUS I betcha man kind has come up with some new moves since the 18th Century and I could impart that knowledge onto other prossies and possibly become their lord and ruler.  Prossie Queen…..I like it!

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