James: [announces loudly] “Mummy! We had a rape on the plane from Australia“
Mummy: “Pardon James?”
James: “We had a RAPE on the airplane“
James: [getting annoyed now] “A RAPE!! on the plane“
Mummy: You had grapes?
James: “Yep! and ice cream!“
We were nowhere near the fruit and vegie section in a small local supermarket. This was just a random thought my darling three year old decided to voice very loudly in his thick Australian accent in a little English village. It went down a treat.
Aussie Expat living in London and now Germany. Accidental Minimalist, Blogger, Mum of 3 Boys and Self Analysing Crazy Lady.
I blog to qualm the crazy and clear the chaos in my head!
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