James: [announces loudly] Mummy!  We had a rape on the plane from Australia

Mummy: “Pardon James?”

James:We had a RAPE on the airplane

Mummy:  um…

James:  [getting annoyed now] “A RAPE!! on the plane

Mummy: You had grapes?

James: Yep! and ice cream!


We were nowhere near the fruit and vegie section in a small local supermarket.  This was just a random thought my darling three year old decided to voice very loudly in his thick Australian accent in a little English village.  It went down a treat.

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